Happy Birthday!

Tobias James Renfer

Born: 06/25/05 @ 01:23 am. 6 lbs. 15 oz.

Pictures

Baby Shower for Tobias James Renfer.

Garden City Park

May 22, 2005 @ 11:00 a.m.

Parents: Amanda Mac Innis & Daniel Renfer

(X-posted to kronkltd)

By request, I have posted The Phage's 4-Song Demo CD on my site.

• Recluse [128 kbps, 3.49 MB] (lyrics)
• Sucka [128 kbps, 2.49 MB] (lyrics)
• He Is Here [128 kbps, 4.25 MB] (lyrics)
• Nux Vomica [128 kbps, 3.61 MB] (lyrics)

I was given permission to post these songs online. I'm not entirely sure what copyright restrictions are placed on these songs. If you have any questions, please contact WeHaveCognition[at]Aol.com

If anyone has any of their other songs, please contact me, and I'll be more than happy to post them.

(X-posted to my blog @ kronkltd)

• Dick Cheney is a Salamander
• End the conspiracy of the B batteries
• Escalator to Mars
• Wyoming doesn't exist
• The goverment is controlling you with toasters
• Tinfoil hats for all

This Lynda RaLouche sounds like someone I want to support.

Link Link Link (via Boing Boing)

Pregnancy is the only situation wher you can tell your girlfriend that she looks like she's getting a little fat, and have her still want to sleep with you.

This is cool as hell

also...

Civil War linked to butter shortage

I wasn't feeling very good the other day. (Monday) When I went home for lunch, I called back in and told them that I wouldn't be back. Amanda was throwing up, and we thought it might be the stomach flu. When I started feeling sick myself, I just naturally assumed that I had picked up what she had. (I didn't)

Hello again. I feel like writing something. I’m sitting here at work and am bored out of my mind. The “Service Level” is at 41.1% right now, but there are no calls in queue. I guess that means that they got the shit kicked out of them before I got here in order for it to be that low.

Words you should know

Algedonic

Love of pain

Cagamosis

An unhappy marriage

Calligyniaphobia

The fear of beautiful women

Callipygian or Callipygous

Having nicely shaped buttocks

( a logophile's wet dream )

Stolen (with minor formatting) from crimsonpickle's comment to polyamory

You Know You're a Geek When...

• You have a room in your house known as “the server room”
• You have ever held a party to celebrate the release of a new StarTrek film.
• You register for a college course based on book size.
( more geeky things )
• You printed this list and checked off the items that applied to you.
• You have ever said, "I am sans-[anything]" to indicate you didnn't have something.

(stolen from here)

I'm worth $1,511,794.42! How much are you worth?

It is now currently 8:39 pm. Normally, I would be at home right now, but Amanda never picked me up for lunch. I have about 20 minutes left before I have to punch back in, so I'll have to get as much written in that time as I can.

When all was said and done, Amanda had a new set of red panties, i had lost 2K+ XP, Ben had wasted some time, Eric sat and watched, Kali got frustrated, and we all got drunk.

Excuse me, Mr. President. Why is the sky?

Ah. I believe that freedom is the deepest need of every human soul, and, if given a chance, the Iraqi people will be not only self-governing, but a stable and free society.

It will change the world.

Um. That's the assessment that I made from the intelligence, the assessment that Congress made from the intelligence; that's the exact same assessment that the United Nations Security Council made with the intelligence.

Yes. Next.

(from The Bush Press Conference Response Generator found by stonemirror)